The Chronicles of a Lonely Stoner - Call me Bob.

I'm a bit of a stoner, only smoke socially nowadays though.

I'm socially retarded, really dopy, really gormless, but actually rather quite intelligent, in the 6 exams I got too, I got 100, 97, 99, 100, 93, 100. That's in science

In Math's I got a C and in statistics I got a B, Considering I didn't take statistics, I just got put into the exam, that's pretty decent.

I don't really have an interest in material posessions, I earn a lot of money through random pursuits, an just being an entreprenaur by DNA ( at 8 years old I earnt £117 by doing random jobs and dares, along with being sponsored at my aunty's birthday party, but I have holes in my pockets :P

I was born a bury lad, moved urmston, then london, then urmston, then london, then leigh, lancashire, then Lloc, wales, then Holywell, wales, then Egypt, then stretford, then Urmston, then Egypt, currently on holiday / in limbo between Egypt & England.

It's very hard to get on the bad side of me!