lesincompetent: I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
samspratt: It’s hard to blame Tumblr for the deal with Yahoo when their attempts at monetization were selling digital stickers and push pins for your posts.
discodick: amorfelis: galaxyexpressthreenine: why is tumblr so active it’s almost 1 a.m. It’s a backwards species of people I like to call ‘The Australians’
formlessforce: The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them. Like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers are, but are somehow too stupid to see the irony that they do to women what they’re afraid gay men will do to them. Bunch of A+ dudes. Thing is,...
basedsushigoat: fruitytootybasedsmoothy: Why would you call communists stupid? Like bruh have you seen the books we read? You could beat a fascist to death with some of these fucking books. I could beat a fascist to death with a pamphlet if I had too
dreamingkeepsmealive: them groups of friends that swap girlfriends and boyfriends everytime you see them i dont see whats so fun about having a different dick beat you out every couple of months when you decide its time to look at your circle of friends and choose your next playtime boyfriend i mean people can do as they please, im just entertaining myself lol its like “friends” or any of...
shecantfly: If someone bought me gaffa tape right now I would actually love you so much. I’m not even kidding I will perform ungodly acts for you. Gaffa tape is the staple of the British household, like tea, coffee, sugar & milk It is the fix-all of lifes problems, car fell apart? Gaffa tape Annoying neighbour? Gaffa tape Spice up your sex life? Gaffa tape
thumbcramps: clapping is weird wow you did a thing allow me to slam my palms together for you
vanilla-pee: oh my god you guys I was thinking about morning wood and how it’s weird And then I was wondering why it rises up in the when the sun comes up or whatever And I said “haha it’s a rooster” But then I realized “COCK” #Pahahaha
camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness. so i guess i wont do my homework
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tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs