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I'm a bit of a stoner, only smoke socially nowadays though.

I'm socially retarded, really dopy, really gormless, but actually rather quite intelligent, in the 6 exams I got too, I got 100, 97, 99, 100, 93, 100. That's in science

In Math's I got a C and in statistics I got a B, Considering I didn't take statistics, I just got put into the exam, that's pretty decent.

I don't really have an interest in material posessions, I earn a lot of money through random pursuits, an just being an entreprenaur by DNA ( at 8 years old I earnt £117 by doing random jobs and dares, along with being sponsored at my aunty's birthday party, but I have holes in my pockets :P

I was born a bury lad, moved urmston, then london, then urmston, then london, then leigh, lancashire, then Lloc, wales, then Holywell, wales, then Egypt, then stretford, then Urmston, then Egypt, currently on holiday / in limbo between Egypt & England.

It's very hard to get on the bad side of me!

 

Genuinely having a breakdown and no idea what to do with my life what people are real and fuck it all I don’t even want much from life but I need to improve else I’ll have nobody when I’m older haha

thefishcrow:

arsillanola:

arsillanola:

Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world

Bonus:

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I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.

Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel)

apple-saucy:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STUPID, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP