I'm a bit of a stoner, only smoke socially nowadays though.
I'm socially retarded, really dopy, really gormless, but actually rather quite intelligent, in the 6 exams I got too, I got 100, 97, 99, 100, 93, 100. That's in science
In Math's I got a C and in statistics I got a B, Considering I didn't take statistics, I just got put into the exam, that's pretty decent.
I don't really have an interest in material posessions, I earn a lot of money through random pursuits, an just being an entreprenaur by DNA ( at 8 years old I earnt £117 by doing random jobs and dares, along with being sponsored at my aunty's birthday party, but I have holes in my pockets :P
I was born a bury lad, moved urmston, then london, then urmston, then london, then leigh, lancashire, then Lloc, wales, then Holywell, wales, then Egypt, then stretford, then Urmston, then Egypt, currently on holiday / in limbo between Egypt & England.
It's very hard to get on the bad side of me!
- Bloody fishermen and cyclist riding along the river flowing through my land
- You’ve ran out of Beefeater 42? What kind of bar is this?
- My girlfriend has spent more than my wife this month
- This champagne is too cool for my liking
- Are you deaf? ( stood next to live band ) “Pardon?” Don’t make a fool out me young man!
People will always pity the weak, jealousy you have to earn
Is that when I’m in real life situations with people and stuff, someone will say something really deep and I am just thinking that’s word for word a post on tumblr from 3 years ago, an they’ve regurgitated it from something they’ve read and then my brain makes funny links and I think wow I need to read more books
So I’ve been drinking recently and last night I looked at the moment I was in and was like wow I need to sort my life out
The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)